Warning! Reading this book while drinking a beverage, driving, or setting bear traps may very well be dangerous. This is NOT the typical joke book where one out of twenty jokes will get a chuckle. I have scoured the internet, read other books and picked the brains of the funniest people I know in search of jokes that are actually funny.
Addictive! A book that reveals the true potential of Life and the importance of laughter. As Jay M Horne records a dialogue of a very special kind, questions about Infinite, God, existence, and the human spirits unwavering strength to persevere and heal itself, are answered as he fights and wins his battle with addiction. Written, in such, simplistic form that even the weakest readers can grasp the concepts. For once, a refreshing book on spirituality that needs no interpretation.
What people have said about the contents of this book: “Hilarious!” “OMG, you are SOO funny!” “LMAO!” “That is so freaking hilarious!” “I peed my pants!” “LOL!” “That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard!” “My sides hurt from laughing so much!” “I wanna have your baby!” “You are SOOO CRAZY!” “Where do you come up with this?” “You should write a book!” “You should do stand-up comedy!” “You should quit while you’re ahead.” “What the hell’s wrong with you?” “Don’t you have a job?” “WTH?! Seriously dude. That was supposed to be our secret.” “Keep the jokes coming! This brightens my day!” “Hahahahaha!” “Man...I thought we were friends.”
LMAO is a HUGE adult coloring book filled with 50 images on single sided pages. Tickle your funny bone as you color these cute cartoons. Check out some of the other 50 page coloring books by designer/illustrator Karlon Douglas by clicking on the "More About The Author" section below Fifty Fabulous Females Share the Love Color Some Whimsy Grayscale Mix-up Vol. 1 Living Dead Girls Fifty Fun Felines Life is Good Winter Girls Dream World Color Some Christmas Work That Hat, Girl! Oodles of Animals Fine Art Grayscale Color Some Cuteness The Soul of a Woman Hair To Dye For
LMAO is a HUGE adult coloring book filled with 50 images on single sided pages. At a much smaller size, it fits easily into your purse or backpack for on-the-go coloring. Tickle your funny bone as you color these cute cartoons. Check out some of the other 50 page coloring books by designer/illustrator Karlon Douglas by clicking on the "More About The Author" section below Fifty Fabulous Females Share the Love Color Some Whimsy Grayscale Mix-up Vol. 1 Living Dead Girls Fifty Fun Felines Life is Good Winter Girls Dream World Color Some Christmas Work That Hat, Girl! Oodles of Animals Fine Art Grayscale Color Some Cuteness The Soul of a Woman Hair To Dye For
Llama Llama LMAO - journal with 100 ruled pages, ready for you to fill with your own writing. This notebook is convenient in size to carry anywhere with you for writing, journaling, doodling and note taking. It makes the perfect gift for that special creative girl or boy. It's much better than sending a card, so grab one now! Features Unique design Can be used as a diary, journal and notebook 100 ruled pages of lined paper High-quality white paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel, pen, or pencils 6" x 9" dimensions; portable size for school, home or work Llama Llama LMAO is the perfect book gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, New Years Eve, Hanukkah, Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, graduation, Labor Day, Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day or any special occasion. This beautiful and inspirational journal notebook makes an empowering and a grateful gift for yourself or anyone special.
Are We Normal Funny True Stories from an Everyday Family
Christina Scalise tells the tales of her family's most humorous moments in this collection of funny, true stories based on the real-life experiences of her family. "You are NOT going to believe what just happened!" LMAO! Yes...that was usually the precursor to some of the most ridiculous events our family had ever experienced. There is never a dull moment with our family. And, with all the stressful moments, injuries, and illnesses we have endured throughout the years, we quickly figured out that laughter truly is the best medicine of all! Now, for those of you who have kids already and remember doing a few crazy things as a kid yourself, you may be able to relate to some of these stories. For those of you who plan on starting a family of your own, consider this book to be a warning of things to come. And, for those of you who simply want to laugh and enjoy the fact that it's not happening to you (today)...well...enjoy! So, what does a "normal" family life consist of anyway? Well, in our family, everyday life not only included feeding the dog, doing the laundry, washing the dishes, running errands and making dinner, it also included the occasional emergency room visit for the most ridiculous injuries, some really creative parenting, smart aleck children who weren't always cooperative, the most insane pets doing the most ridiculous things, a very "thrifty" dad and a C.D.O. mom (yes, that's me; and for those of you who don't know what C.D.O. is.....I explain it all in Chapter Five). And, with everything that's happened to us over the years (at the end of each day) my husband and I would just look at each other and ask ourselves..."Are we normal?" Well...I guess you're about to find out...
Keith Toney is entertainingly funny and finally coming down to earth. With a long history of schizophrenic episodes, the sharing of many laughs, and a compassionate sense of much-needed humor, his time has finally come to go public. "Single forever" is his war cry. Writing is his passion; whether he's making us laugh, cry, or love him, his wordplay is felt. From pipe dreams, penitentiary blues, to down in the dirt, tears nourishing like cool rain on a summer breeze, Keith Toney is extending his roots deep within our hearts. Within these pages you are guaranteed to recapture one of the most cherished delights that make up part of some of our best moments in life (the joy of laughter). Filled with many twists to common logic, this book is one of a kind, a true rarity, symbolic to finding a diamond inside the shell of a clam. An easy and much-needed read at any time but especially during our times of doubt, crisis, and deep-seated aloneness that exists in the depths of our minds.