The Best Book of Puns

The Best Book of Puns

The Best Book of Puns

From the author of "Complete Pun Book" comes an all new collection. Here, readers will find a hilarious abundance of pun-ishment for the millions who can't resist giving a word or phrase a twist--and ammunition for many occasions from movie, TV and theater wags; from the wits of Wall Street and Washington; the gems from poets and pundits and some of the bottom-of-the-barrel crumbs! Introduction by Bob Hope. **Lightning Print On Demand Title

The Little Book of Puns

The Little Book of Puns

The Little Book of Puns

In today's busy world, where text-speak seems to be the prevalent form of written English, and the average teenager can barely form a proper sentence without using the numbers '4' or '8' as substitutes for letters, is the pun becoming an endangered species? As a society we have come to regard wordplay as old-fashioned, obvious humour, because it hinges simply on one word having multiple definitions, spellings or sound-a-likes. It may not be controversial, edgy or even topical, but it actually takes a great deal of skill, wit and general knowledge to come up with a decent pun not everyone can do it. THE LITTLE BOOK OF PUNS explores the dying art of paronomasia and gives us a taste of the very best wordplay history has to offer. It harks back to the heady days when intelligence was measured at dinner parties rather than behind a school desk, when people still wrote letters instead of emails and actually read newspapers instead of checking out a website. This book may as well exist in anti gravity, because you ll find it almost impossible to put down!

Christmas Puns Coloring Book

Christmas Puns Coloring Book

Christmas Puns Coloring Book

If you love Christmas, puns and coloring in, then you will have the most punderful time of the year coloring in the best naughty and nice Christmas puns this silly season! Featuring 30 coloring pages, each with a clever Christmas pun. This is a perfect Christmas coloring book for adults as well as kids, or just anyone who loves a good Christmas pun. You will have snow much pun coloring in this festive season! If that sounds like you, or you're just looking for that perfect Christmas gift, then be sure to grab a copy today! The punny, 'Christmas Puns Coloring Book' features 30 original, hand drawn illustrations and background patterns created by LEFD Designs. Each image is printed on large 8x10 inch crisp white paper with a blank page on the back of each to ensure that there is no bleed through to the other side. The relaxing and stress reliving coloring pages are great for all skills levels and make a perfect gift or stocking stuffer for those who love to color in! From the creators of The Punny Book Collection consisting of the hilariously sarcastic, 'The Smart Ass Book of Puns', the adorably romantic, 'Purrfectly Sweet Puns for Tweethearts' and the festively punny, 'The Naughty and Nice Book of Christmas Puns' comes 'Christmas Puns Coloring Book'! Be sure to add this book to your coloring collection today! For more information, see www.lefddesigns.com

The Naughty and Nice Book of Christmas Puns

The Naughty and Nice Book of Christmas Puns

The Naughty and Nice Book of Christmas Puns

If you're a pun loving Christmas fan then you will have the most punderful time of the year reading the best naughty and nice Christmas puns! This book is the perfect gift for any pun lover or someone who just loves Christmas snow much! Featuring 30 vibrant cartoon Christmas puns that will make you so excited you might wet your plants!

The World s Best Collection of Puns

The World s Best Collection of Puns

The World s Best Collection of Puns

The World's Best Collection of Puns (according to a guy on the internet) is a collection of puns and beautifully crafted play on words that will make you chuckle, laugh, groan and roll your eyes-and all at the same time. Sit back and enjoy almost 400 classic memorable lines in this pocket-rocket giggles-galore book.

Gagged and Bound

Gagged and Bound

Gagged and Bound

Gagged and Bound is a riotous, rapid-fire collection of over 500 original gags written by pun-loving jokesmith Nick Jones. With a mixture of witty one-liners, playful puns and dubious dad jokes, coupled with some great visual gags illustrated by Tiffany Sheely, Gagged and Bound will leave you grinning like a maniac – so probably best not to read it while travelling on public transport. "It’s what it says on the tin: a succession of one-liners, puns and dad jokes going at your laughing muscles in a joyously pell-mell, headlong way. It’s irresistible." - The Bookbag "I would recommend this book to anyone looking for a joke book that’s varied and full of easy one-liners." - Reader’s Favorite "This is a very funny book" - Red City Review Jokes include: When I’m in the kitchen with my wife and I ask her for the sieve, she always throws it at me. She’s pass-sieve aggressive. What happens when herbs get into debt? They receive a visit from the bay leaf. Every dog has its day. It’s called International Dog Day. I’ve written a self-help book for people trying to lose weight but it hasn’t been very successful. It’s called Help Yourself.

The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written No Joke

The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written       No Joke

The Ultimate Jokiest Joking Joke Book Ever Written No Joke

A big, bold, unbelievable collection of the world's funniest jokes! A hysterical collection of jokes, puns, and knock-knocks to crack up kids of all ages, this enormous book features all of the best jokes from the wildly hilarious Jokiest Joking Joke Book series. Accompanied by clever illustrations, these sidesplitting wisecracks will keep kids amused for hours!

The Best Joke Book Period

The Best Joke Book  Period

The Best Joke Book Period

Hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world's greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

The Reading Teacher s Book of Lists

The Reading Teacher s Book of Lists

The Reading Teacher s Book of Lists

The essential handbook for reading teachers, now aligned with the Common Core The Reading Teacher's Book of Lists is the definitive instructional resource for anyone who teaches reading or works in a K-12 English language arts-related field. Newly revised and ready for instant application, this top seller provides up-to-date reading, writing, and language content in more than 240 lists for developing targeted instruction, plus section briefs linking content to research-based teaching practices. This new sixth edition includes a guide that maps the lists to specific Common Core standards for easy lesson planning, and features fifty brand-new lists on: academic and domain-specific vocabulary, foundation skills, rhyming words, second language development, context clues, and more. This edition also includes an expanded writing section that covers registers, signal and transition words, and writers' craft. Brimming with practical examples, key words, teaching ideas, and activities that can be used as-is or adapted to students' needs, these lists are ready to differentiate instruction for an individual student, small-group, or planning multilevel instruction for your whole class. Reading is the center of all school curricula due to recent state and federal initiatives including rigorous standards and new assessments. This book allows to you skip years of curating content and dive right into the classroom armed with smart, relevant, and effective plans. Develop focused learning materials quickly and easily Create unit-specific Common Core aligned lesson plans Link classroom practice to key research in reading, language arts and learning Adapt ready-made ideas to any classroom or level It's more important than ever for students to have access to quality literacy instruction. Timely, up to date, and distinctively smart, The Reading Teacher's Book of Lists should be on every English language arts teacher's desk, librarian's shelf, literacy coach's resource list, and reading professor's radar.